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Quiz: How Kinky Are You?

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The mind of a UTC girl is a twisted and sexually depraved place (especially Annie’s mind, its dangerous going in there, you may never return…and if you do you’re never the same) we can’t help it, over the years of reading the hottest erotic romance out there, it changes youAnd, with us flagrantly displaying our Erotic Romance tastes for our Burning Up July event, we want to know more about the dirty minds of our readers. So, I have crafted this rather superb *pats self on back* quiz to test just how kinky you are. So, give it a whirl and let us know how you did!

1. If we were to search inside your draws how many BOBs would we find? 

A. Pfft, none, the draw was too damn small, try the storage box under the bed, I have a whole range. 
B. Bob? Who’s that? Why is he in your draw?  
C. You know, 1 or 2, a girls got to find a little release.

2. Whips and chains…

A. Excite me…let me show you my dungeon 
B. Are forms of torture? *sigh* I really don’t understand this quiz 
C. Worth a look, you’ve got to try everything once! 

3. If we were to ask you about St Andrews cross you would… 
 
A. Tie us to it and show us EXACTLY how it worked 
B. Isn’t he the patron Saint of Scotland? 
C. It’s an X-frame cross, I haven’t tried it out…yet. 

4. Your favourite position is? 

A. There are so many! How am I supposed to name just one?! 
B. There is more than just one position? 
C. Well, I’ve always enjoyed cowgirl…. 

5. My ideal night in with a partner would entail 

A.  …no clothes, apart from perhaps that maid outfit and my latest toy and some lucozade to keep us going. 
B.  … A movie and pizza? 
C.  … romantic meal followed by being bent over the table. Then we can watch the movie.

6. Your favourite kind of romance is… 
 
A. Erotic, the dirtier the better, it inspires me! 
B.  Sweet and romantic, I don’t like it to be overtaken by sex 
C. I like to get a little hot and bothered, but I like to see the connection and chemistry between the characters 

7. Let’s explore your lingerie draw…what do we have here… 
 
A. We’re not sure what it is, but there is leather and lace involved…and is that chains?  
B. Wow, my grandma called, she wants her knickers back.  
C. A little bit of lace and satin, a little bit of some sturdy cotton…and is that Bob I see?   

Mostly As – Wicked and Wild

No one could ever accuse you of being shy in the bedroom. The Karma Sutra is your favourite book and you’ve worked your way through it a few times…adding a few extra positions along the way. Adventurous; you’re life reads a lot like an erotic romance, the person who finally catches you is in for a wicked and wild ride.

Mostly Bs – Sex Free Zone

Warning: You have now entered a sex free zone. If there are any positions apart from missionary, in bed with the lights out, then you haven’t heard of it and you’re not sure you want to. It all seems so undignified. Sex is a special treat, birthdays and anniversaries only, you just need to lay back and think of England.

Mostly Cs – A Little Bit Naughty

You like to let your naughty side out on occasion, after all missionary can get boring; however, you’re not sure you are willing to try quite everything you read about. But some handcuffs, whipped cream and candle wax sound like a fun night in.

 

Let us know what you scored in the comment box below!

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Timitra

Lol mostly Cs

Pansy Petal

Sadness, I am just a little bit naughty. 😀

Deborah Kelly

I am just a little bit naughty. But, my alter ego…well…w’ s are such interesting letters.

Monique Daoust

Cs

Kassandra

All but one C , and that one was an A 😉

Meli

Damn am I the only one with 5 A’s? I had one b and one c.

Jennifer Schaber

All A’s and C’s – it all depends on my mood.
Thanks for this. I really needed the smiles right now.

Dahn

Mostly C’s??? Really? How sad I’m only a little naughty? I that my couple of A’s in there would push me up a little lol!

Alisa

I’m a little bit Naughty!

Jennifer

I was tied between As and Cs. LOL

Elizabeth

Cs

Amy R

MOSTLY CS – A LITTLE BIT NAUGHTY

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