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by Ava Lovelace
Released: March 9, 2014
Published by Self Published
“THE LUMBERFOX is too short, yes, but I enjoyed the hell out of every page, every second and every joke!” ~ Under the Covers
You may have noticed if you follow my reviews that I’m a huge Delilah S. Dawson fan and absolutely LOVE her steampunk series Blud. Well imagine my surprise when I see her post a new cover image on Facebook including the cover for THE LUMBERFOX. I mean you can’t scroll past that hottie. And that’s when I realized she had an alter ego and this was a series of short sexy stories. Immediate one click.
THE LUMBERFOX is too short, yes, but I enjoyed the hell out of every page, every second and every joke! Tara was trying to get home during a snowstorm, after having purchased her first vibrator ever. The weather turns worst and her car gets rear-ended by probably the hottest guy she’s ever met, Ryon. Ryon might just be my dream man. Curly mustache, flannel shirt with band t-shirt underneath, tats all up and down his arms (and his knuckles). He’s a chef and a brewmaster. Be still my galloping heart!
Instead of getting stuck on the highway, Ryon suggests that they both walk to his apartment just at the next highway exit and wait out the worst of the storm. What follows is just HOT! Ryon knows his way around a womans body, and he’s not afraid to show her what she wants no matter where they are 😉
THE LUMBERFOX is smart and geeky sexiness. It was hot and funny! I wish there were at least 10 of these for me to read back to back because I definitely would. It was too short but only by my greedy standards where I would’ve read more about them. It still wrapped up Tara and Ryon’s story nicely. So if there’s a little bit of geek in you, then you will want to pick this one up!
Now I can only wonder when the third book is coming out. I will have to go stalking!
“…she had a date, and the unassuming white plastic vibrator in her bag looked like the impatient type. That’s why she’d decided to call him Han Solo: he was cocky and looked like he was going to shoot first.”
“Let me get this straight. You want me to put on all your dirty clothes, step out into a snowstorm, and follow a complete stranger to his American Psycho apartment?”
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I get easily distracted by pictures of sexy guys and have tons of book boyfriends.I keep all my alpha males chained to my basement and guard them fiercely.*Back off bitches*I like to see Jason Momoa as a lot of those boyfriends, because ….. mmmmmmm JASON.MOMOA!
I’m a part time graphic designer (yes, everything you see on UTC has been done by me), run my husband's business from home and on a good day I’m a self appointed superwoman (she who can do it all).I love blogging with my girls and I couldn’t do it any other way!My first love is everything paranormal, but in the past few years I’ve re-learned to love contemporary romance.Every once in a while I like to mix things up with a historical romance, a steampunk or an LGBT book.Because I need variety to avoid book slumps.I don’t always need an HEA although I prefer one, and I love authors that can rip my heart out and make me ugly cry.
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