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Author Override: Kristen Ashley

Author Override is the place where authors take the reins and take you on a journey into their world. Some may allow you into their private writing dens. Others may take you along with them on research trips or interviews. Whatever the case may be, sit back, relax and enjoy the ride because here you’ll get an in-depth look into an author’s musings.

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Guide on How to Handle a Kristen Ashley Alpha Male

By Kristen Ashley

14732875_sIt’s important to note that you can’t “handle” a KA Alpha Male. They are like predators in the wild. The best thing to do is study them avidly and try to predict their behavior. If you attempt to “handle” them, things might get dicey.

As a longtime observer of KA Alpha Males, I’ll share that the first thing to take into account is, when it comes to women and children, they are all bark and no bite. Their tempers seem explosive, mostly because they are. But you will never be in any real danger.

Sure, they might back you into a filing cabinet if, say, you’re trying to exit an office and they have something they want to communicate to you. They also might grab your hand, arm, latch onto your waist (or hips), or even toss you on a bed to get you where they want you to be so they can say what they want to say (or do what they want to do), but none of this will hurt. So you are never in danger of anything but getting seriously angry, or on the flipside, having a fabulous orgasm.

Their communication style is unique. If they end a statement with “you get me?” it is best, even if you don’t get them, to say you do. When they say that, they really, really want to know you get them.

However, you will need to monitor these situations closely. If you fib and say you get them when you don’t, and you can’t figure it out on your own and you do something nutty that would expose the fact you didn’t “get them”, you might end up being tossed on a bed so they can reiterate their message while lying on top of you. This, again, might end in you getting seriously angry, and/or you having a fabulous orgasm.

Beware that KA Alpha Male communications during arguing can be volatile. As they pretty much don’t care what people think about them, are unfailingly honest, use foul language and don’t feel any need to bite their tongues, you can’t really know what they are going to say during an argument. There is always the possibility – in fact, it’s more a probability – they are going to say something completely out-of-line that will test the boundaries of your head exploding. The important thing to keep in mind about this is that they also have a unique way of apologizing and/or making up and that usually involves them doing something or saying something infinitely sweet which will then lead into them giving you a fabulous orgasm.

It is best not to try to change a KA Alpha Male. He’ll give when it’s important; when it’s something you need, or if he’s inadvertently hurting you, so do not delay in telling them if any of this is happening. But should you feel that maybe he should help with the dishes more, or perhaps shouldn’t wear that ratty t-shirt and instead toss it into the trash, conversations about topics like this will not go well. Let him drink out of the milk bottle. Understand he simply does not vacuum. The trade-off on this is that you’ll never have to worry about your car running or the lawn getting mowed. And they’re very good at taking out the trash. They’re also very good at keeping you safe or going all out to do so, say, should someone be stalking, kidnapping, harassing or stun gunning you. And last, they’re very good at handing out fabulous orgasms. So the trade-off usually works

It is unlikely they’ll get regular haircuts. Even for special events like graduations, weddings, etc. They also shave on a haphazard schedule. Just learn to live with this.

They are bossy. They will always be bossy. No matter what you try to do, you will not coax the bossy out of them. It is important to note with this particular KA Alpha Male trait that you don’t have to put up with bossy. If you land a KA Alpha Male, the fact that you don’t put up with their bossy is one of the reasons they’re with you. So, unless he advises, say, “Don’t go into that neighborhood seeing as there’s a man there who wants you dead,” go your own way. A warning: if he advises the above, don’t go into that neighborhood as he might need to rescue you, and he may get shot or other. But if he, say, tells you to take off all your clothes and get in bed, your best bet is to take off your clothes and get in bed. He will not be happy with a delay. And you will be delaying a fabulous orgasm.

To end, the final note is that you don’t have to put up with bossy pretty much defines how you should move forward if you find yourself dealing with a KA Alpha Male. You don’t have to put up with anything from him. Be yourself. Give as good as you get. And don’t let him get away with anything. He will have no problem with you calling him on his behavior. Okay, that’s not strictly true; there may be an argument, but this will lead to either compromise or understanding.

And a fabulous orgasm.

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OWN THE WIND
Chaos # 1
by Kristen Ashley

Tabitha Allen has a not-so-secret crush on Parker “Shy” Cage. Shy thinks he knows the path Tabby’s on and it isn’t a good one. So he decides to teach her a lesson to lead her to the right path.

Unfortunately, he was wrong and his actions wound Tabby, breaking her heart. It’s Tabby who then teaches Shy a lesson about casting judgment and Shy Cage learns what it feels like to be invisible. But when tragedy strikes and Tabby’s heart is broken again, Shy does what he can in the background to help. Trying to forget her heartbreak, Tabby finds herself in danger. To keep it secret from her biker family, the Chaos Motorcycle Club, she calls Shy to rescue her. But when she lets him back in, she gets much more than she bargained for.

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Selena Robins

LOL! Loved this blog post. You nailed all the elements of a KA alpha hero, and that’s why readers love them so much.

Amber S.

Great post, though I can’t say I’ve ever found myself in the presence of a real life KA alpha male. Damn! 😉

Sophia Rose

Very enjoyable read and good advice thanks!

Victoria Paige

I just posted an article about “Fiction and the Evolution of the Alpha Male” and the top two alpha males of my contemporary fiction were KA heroes. Tack actually was number 1 followed by the Hot Bunch. 🙂

Maria D.

Good guest post! I haven’t read one of KA’s book yet but I do have some on the kindle for when I get time:)

Elizabeth P

great post….especially how things always end up 😉

Timitra

Loved the post!!!

Lori Meehan

I loved the post thank you. I need to read these books.

Emilia S

Great post! I haven’t read any of her books yet, but her Alphas definitely sound interesting lol. 🙂

Kristina David

And this, my lovely doodle-peeps, is why I freaking WORSHIP Kristen Ashley! Forever fan, no doubt! Kiss my buttcheeks haters! RockChicka Follower has spoken!