How’s it going up there at the North Pole? So far, it’s one of the few places I haven’t destroyed in my new series. It hasn’t been easy, because Pestilence (the evil Horseman,) would love to send his demonic minions your way (demons love reindeer jerky!)
So anyway, if it’s not too much to ask, I’d really love some snow for Christmas. It’s December in Wisconsin, and NO SNOW! What’s up with that? I’d also like a lifetime supply of mulled wine to go with the snow. Mmm…mulled wine…
If I could get even just the snow, I’ll really do my best to keep the apocalypse away from the North Pole. No matter what, you’re safe from zombies. They have a tendency to turn into immobile zombiecicles in freezing temperatures. Yay, you!
Thanks for listening, Santa! Merry Christmas!
Love and nibbles,
It’s been a great year for my fam bam, health, friends, work, etc. It has also been a great book reading, friend gaining and author meeting year for me. I wish for all these things to continue for the next year, please.
Errrr, is that a lot of work? Ok. Ok. For Christmas, I would like a new LV bag or the new Nook Tab, Pretty please. #wishful thinking.
What do you get for the assassin who has everything? If we’re talking flashy throwing knives or daggers, she’s got plenty. Expensive leather holsters for said weaponry? She’s got those too. There’s no use in asking for a fancy new wardrobe, she doesn’t really wear anything that isn’t black, utilitarian, and stretchy (gotta be able to move comfortably in a combat situation). And as for sparkling jewels or precious metals…she doesn’t have any use for those sorts of baubles. In fact, the only jewelry she wears was a gift from me: an ancient ring. And just between you and me, Santa—that’s all she needs.
I don’t need anything for myself this year. I’m too impatient to wait for Christmas to get the things that I want, and I’m not used to asking anyone for anything. But since this letter isn’t for me, I’m going to make an exception. Before I get down to the asking, I better throw a few things out on the table: I doubt that Darian has been on your “Nice” list for a very long time. Now, I know that being an assassin might make you leery of giving her anything at all this year. But as Darian’s employer, let me tell you that she has high moral standards considering her profession. She only takes out the bad guy, and hey, that’s got to count for something, doesn’t it? Aside from her job, she might have earned a spot on your “Naughty” list since she’s pretty good at coming across as emotionless and hard, and she’s fooled the few people who know her into believing that she has the personality of a wet cat. But that’s just an act, Santa. A way to keep people from getting too close. She made herself believe that the only way to survive was to shut her emotions off completely. And it’s worked so far. The first time I laid eyes on her, though, I could see through that cool, detached façade.
She wants to belong. To be loved. To be accepted for who and what she is. She doesn’t want to live in fear of the unknown or to be a slave to her past. She wants to forgive and forget, but no matter how hard she tries, she can’t free herself from the shackles of her past. She wants someone to protect her for a change, to swoop in, save the day, and not have ulterior motives for doing so. I’ve got the protection thing covered. In fact, I’d give my life for hers and whether she wants to admit it yet or not, she needs me. If you can mend a broken heart, Santa, if you can undo all of the wrongs done to her and erase the memories of betrayal that have hardened her heart, could you do me a solid and give that to her? I’m trying my best here, to do it on my own, but she’s a tough nut to crack. I can use all the help I can get.
(Shaedes of Gray by Amanda Bonilla)
I’ve been a good girl for (most of) the year. The small instances in where I have been less than nice is all because of these girls *jerks thumbs at Angela, Francesca and Suzanne*. In their presence, the Naughty Annie comes out!
Never once have I started collecting book boyfriends until I met them. I have never stored photos of half-naked men on my computer before taking up the hard and sometimes tedious work of posting Hottie of the Week. I also would have never started reading naughty books if it weren’t for these girls.
So, Santa if you could please ignore those times when I was a bad, bad girl, I’d really appreciate it if you sent me something cool for Christmas. It’s not much but…. I’d like a hunky Highlander. In a plaid kilt. With long hair and war braids. He must be at least 6 feet tall. Built like a mountain and hung like a …*cough*
Thanks, Santa! You’re awesomesauce!
P.S. Don’t forget the Scottish brogue, that’s very important too.
I’ve been extra nice this year, regardless of what my hockey record shows. For starters, I taught a lady friend how to fight vampires. It wasn’t easy, well, especially for her. But I sure enjoyed showing her different moves. Secondly, I helped my werewolf friend, Ryan, with a serious problem. One nasty werewolf who raped and murdered women is no longer a threat to others. Surely those two deeds alone account for a little extra special gift this year. Don’t you think?
For Christmas this year, I want Jessie Garrett, half-demon soul-catcher, dressed in a red see through lace dress. If you can tie her to my bed, that would be nice too, but if she’s too much trouble for you to handle, I can manage that task for myself. Be careful of her boyfriend, Drake. The vampire is quick and can be a real pain. No need to worry about how she’ll get back home. I will see to it she is returned safely. What I’m asking for might seem out of the norm, but I think you will agree I’ve earned this gift. Thank you, Santa.
P.S. Don’t tell her you’re taking her for me. She might resist. You should probably just use your magic to get her to me. If you do this, I’ll make sure you and your elf friends continue to live peacefully at the North Pole.
(Claiming the Evil Dead by Mary Abshire)
I have been a really, really good girl this year and all I want for Christmas is to wake up and find this under my tree!
And of course I get to play with him for a while! 😉
PS: Make sure you get my girlies everything they asked for, I can vouch for their naughtiness angelic behavior.
This year has been difficult, yet one of the best in my entire existence. I met a wonderful woman, Jessie Garrett. She’s half-demon, but she has a heart of gold. She has this unique ability to send evil souls to hell. It’s amazing to watch her, and every minute I’m with her I’m in total heaven. Yes, I’m in love with her, Santa. Fortunately, she loves me too.
But there’s one problem. His name is Jeremy Ward. He’s a demon and likes to stir up trouble with Jessie. My request for Christmas is simple. I want you to sprinkle your magic on Jeremy to keep him away from Jessie. Or, find a female demon to keep him occupied so he doesn’t bother my angel.
I know this request must seem…out of the ordinary, but I would greatly appreciate it if you can find it in your power to oblige me this one time. Jessie and I are quite happy together. In fact, we’re planning to marry. We couldn’t be happier. Well, take Jeremy out of the picture and everything will be perfect.
Thank you, Santa.
(Claiming the Evil Dead by Mary Abshire)
Although I have been led astray by Fran, Annie and Angela, before I met them I thought BDSM was a car insurance company, I have been a very good girl. So good, that I think that I deserve a couple of the men from my harem to come to life. I am thinking maybe Wrath and Curran, oh and maybe Lachlain MacRieve as well, I don’t want to be too selfish. Speaking of my harem, I could also do with impenetrable security system to stop certain ladies *glares at Fran, Annie and Angela* from stealing my men.
Seriously though, send hugs and kisses to the UTC girls and all my girlies on Goodreads, love them all!
p.s. Maybe I can also have Simon Hunt too? I have serious needs Santa!
This year has been very exciting. I sent more evil souls to hell than I ever have before. Sadly, I lost my dear friend and guardian, Sean. But I met a wonderful man, a vampire, and we’re in love. Life couldn’t be better.
I have one request for Christmas, and it’s not for me. It’s for my best friend, Dani. She’s staying with me and she could really use a man in her life. I know of the perfect one, and his name is Alan Vandett. He’s an Alpha werewolf, but I think she can handle him. If you could see it in your heart to bring these two together, I’d really appreciate it. Start them off with a date and a movie, or dancing. She’s had a difficult year and could really use a boost. The two have met already and I’ve seen a curious spark in both of them. So I think they just need a little push to bring them closer together. Can you help them out, Santa? Please?
Thank you so much.
A new muse. Don’t tell her I said so, but mine is just not pulling her weight. I need a fast-thinker who can challenge me to shoot forward. The whole dragging the ass thing isn’t working for me. At all.
More hours in each day. Not a lot of hours, I don’t want to be greedy. Just a few would be great.
Need for less sleep. Let me clarify—this would be in addition to, not in lieu of, the item above.
Dream catcher. A real one that retains the ideas my subconscious delivers in my dreams instead of allows them to dissipate in the daylight.
A housekeeper. Please, please…pretty please?
An assistant. Please, please…pretty please with a sugar on top?
And last but not least…I’d be super, super happy if my new proposal with witches and demon spirits sold, cause I really, really want to write the dark, gritty, fun, sexy, sexy series.
P.S. I left an ARC of FEVER for you by the chocolate milk and macadamia, chocolate chip cookies I made from scratch, but don’t read and fly. And I put a to-go bag together for you, too…brownies, truffles, candies…you’ve got a long flight. (You may infer a bribe if you like.)
I’m not going to ask for anything for myself this year. There really isn’t any thing I need.
But the people who live in my head have some things on their wishlists…
Kara wants a vacation alone with her hunky husband.
Reece wants a gift membership to the local gun range.
Tessa wants a spa day to use after her son is born.
Julian can’t think of anything he wants if you put him on the spot, but deep down I know he wants season tickets to the Colorado Rockies.
Sophie would secretly love it if her brother surprised her by coming to Denver for Christmas.
Marc wants a Colt M1911 Rail Gun in .45 ACP with the extended beaver tail, rosewood grips and stainless steel finish.
Kat wants a double stroller.
Gabe wants a set of the new Armada JJ skis so he can rip the pow days.
Natalie wants a new computer, a big dry erase board for plotting novels (she’s taken up writing), and a trip to an island with palm trees and umbrella drinks.
Zach just wants to be with Natalie, so maybe the vacation could be for both of them.
Back in 1760, Iain, Morgan and Connor need a new blade for their plough, lumber for a new house — it’s getting a mite crowded with all of them in the cabin — as well as a second milk cow and a bull to breed both of the their cows.
Annie would like sturdy cotton cloth to make clothes for Iain Cameron and Mara and soft wool to knit a sweater for Iain. But those are for others, so please surprise her a silk shift and some new pots and pans.
Amalie would like cloth to make clothing for her growing twins, too, as well as cloth to sew Morgan some new shirts. Please bring her those things, but surprise her with parchment and ink so that she can write to her one-time ward, Bourlemaque.
Sarah needs everything a woman needs to start a household of her own — pots, pans, spoons, knives, dishes, cups, linens for the beds. Pack your sleigh full, Santa.
And little Iain Cameron, Mara, Lachlan and Connor Joseph — bring them toys and clothes their mothers don’t have to stitch.
Thanks, Santa, you’re the best.
P.S. If you want to bring something to this house, I would never say no to lots of fresh inspiration or a trip onto the New York Times bestseller list.