“I have to give these clothes back,” she said.
“If anyone’s getting you out of those clothes, it’s going to be me,” he told her. “We can do that right here, if you’d like.”
“It’s fairly easy to break hearts, Miss Duvall. The more interesting challenge is how to keep someone’s love, not to lose it.”
“I mean, he’s always sort of stand-offish but to be a douche bag? That’s so disappointing! Did you tell him you wanted to ride his face or something embarrassing like that? Because that’s probably what I’d do.”
“No! I just made him some cookies because he mentioned he liked homemade cookies.” She scoffed. “Who doesn’t?” “Apparently Johnny Dellasandro doesn’t. Or at least not mine. And if he won’t even eat my cookies I sincerely doubt he’d be interested in eating my pussy.”