Author Override: Cassie Alexander

Posted November 25, 2012 by Under the Covers Book Blog in Author Override / 46 Comments

Author Override is the place where authors take the reins and take you on a journey into their world. Some may allow you into their private writing dens. Others may take you along with them on research trips or interviews. Whatever the case may be, sit back, relax and enjoy the ride because here you’ll get an in-depth look into an author’s musings.

Top Ten Nursing Myths –

Hey everyone! I’m Cassie Alexander, the author of Nightshifted, which came out this past May, and Moonshifted, which comes out on the 27th!

Since my protagonist, Edie Spence, is a registered nurse, and since I am too in real life, I thought it might be fun to do a top ten list about nursing myths (since I don’t get the chance to debunk all of them in my books ;))

1)      We wear that dress uniform thing.

I know, I know – Edie has one on the cover of both Nightshifted and Moonshifted. I pushed for scrubs, but apparently they’ll look wrinkled and weird, artwise. But know that no one actually wears the dress uniform anymore, except for this one ancient nurse who works next door and her version’s skirt is much, much longer.

2)      We don’t use stethoscopes.

I actually had someone ask me about that, since Edie has one in her pocket on Nightshifted’s cover, in a “Are you sure she’s not pretending to be a doctor?” way. I alllllmost lost it on them, until I realized that their ignorance only meant they’d been lucky enough to never be hospitalized. Of course we have and use stethoscopes on patients all the time, every shift. We’re your first, best defense against anything that might happen to your lungs.

3)      We date doctors.

Um, no. No no no no no no no. If you’ve read Nightshifted, you’ve already seen my anti-dating doctor screed. (Originally, it was a three line thing, and then my editor asked me “Why not?” and it became a page long explanation.) Despite what Grey’s Anatomy and other television shows have told you, the hospital floor mojo is not really like that at all. A) None of our patients are sexy. B) None of our doctors are sexy. Honestly, I’m afraid to touch people here without gloves and hand sanitizer, there’s no way I would ever make out with anyone here. Ever.

4)      We do drugs.

I’ve actually never seen an episode of Nurse Jackie, but I know what the premise is – the hard hitting nurse with a drug habit. While (like the long skirt wearing unicorn) these people may exist, I’ve had too many patients suddenly go south and me need all my wits about me to think that altered nurses could manage to get by for long.

5)      We enjoy getting hit on.

A ton of my nursing school buddies (who were cuter than I am, ha!) went out and got huge fake engagement rings, to fend off unwanted male attention. I’m not sure why people (*cough* grown-ass men *cough*) think that we’d be interested in them as they’re lying prone in compromising positions wearing hospital gowns whining about being in pain…but they do. Being in pain is fine, but guys, pro-tip – flirting while whining is not attractive.

6)      We enjoy getting hit. Or yelled at. Or belittled. Or listening to racist comments.

The only times I have ever wanted to punch a patient have involved them saying snarky things about my coworkers. I’m pasty white, but I work with a ton of people from all over the world, and the ironic thing is that every single one of them have way more experience than me. I have coworkers who can bring the dead back to life. Being snarky about their accent is not going to earn you any necromancy points when push comes to defibrillate.

7)      Full moons are always crazy.

Okay, this one feels like it’s true. Because when things go wrong, somehow they all seem to go wrong at once, and a full moon is the most convenient explanation for why people are spraying themselves in the face with Freon, drinking urine recreationally, and ignoring a week of sharp abdominal pain until they come in and need to be seen Right Now! But really, it’s just Murphy’s Law and some epically bad luck.

8)      Male nurses aren’t doctors – and female doctors aren’t nurses.

Self-explanatory – but people love to assume.

9)      Why isn’t my doctor doing this?

It isn’t that your doctor isn’t interested in your care…it’s just that they’re not around as much as the TV shows make it look like they should be. On TV they’re doing lab draws and hanging IV bags and walking by your room just in time to see you code dramatically. But in reality, they’re spread pretty thin, and they’re really busy and they might not have ever used an IV pump before. (Or inserted a peripheral IV. Just sayin’.) So when we don’t rush off to get them when something happens, don’t look so surprised, because chances are we can handle it all on our own.

10)   Nurses clean a lot of poop.

Well, this one is true. But if you can manage to be in good spirits about it while I’m doing it, so can I.

www.cassiealexander.com
twitter: @CassieY4

From debut author Cassie Alexander comes a spectacular new urban fantasy series where working the nightshift can be a real nightmare. Nothing compares to being Nightshifted.

Nursing school prepared Edie Spence for a lot of things. Burn victims? No problem. Severed limbs? Piece of cake. Vampires? No way in hell. But as the newest nurse on Y4, the secret ward hidden in the bowels of County Hospital, Edie has her hands full with every paranormal patient you can imagine—from vamps and were-things to zombies and beyond…

Edie’s just trying to learn the ropes so she can get through her latest shift unscathed.  But when a vampire servant turns to dust under her watch, all hell breaks loose. Now she’s haunted by the man’s dying words—Save Anna—and before she knows it, she’s on a mission to rescue some poor girl from the undead. Which involves crashing a vampire den, falling for a zombie, and fighting for her soul. Grey’s Anatomy was never like this…

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About the Author
Cassie is a registered nurse and the author of Nightshifted, a debut novel that was released by St. Martin’s Press on May 22, 2012.

Moonshifted, the next book in the Edie Spence series, will be out on 11/27. Shapeshifted, the third book in the series, will be out in June 2013.

She’s always a week slow on emails due to that pesky work thing, so apologies in advance for belated replies.

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Ms. Alexander is graciously giving away a print copy of MOONSHIFTED.  International.

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46 responses to “Author Override: Cassie Alexander

    • It super helps that I’m only part time. (I feel the need to confess.) If I were full time at work, I’d be too wiped to write for sure. Glad you liked the post! 😀

  1. Barbara Elness

    I just finished reading Nightshifted and I loved it! I can’t wait to read Moonshifted, I know it will be equally fantastic.

  2. Linda

    Love your truths, =) and i totally get the Not date or make out in the hospital *cough cough* i wouldn´t dare, either. Can´t wait for my chance to read your series, =) I´ve added it to my TBR list.

    Thanks for the giveaway & for keeping it International!
    //Linda

  3. erinf1

    Thanks for the great post! I work in a hospital lab, so I feel your pain. I really enjoyed Nightshifted and I can’t wait to see what happens next!!! 🙂

    • ha, awesome Erin :D. I think anyone that works in a hospital totally gets it, even if other people don’t all the way. Yayyyyy public customer service jobs ;).

  4. Christiane C.

    Love the post and my mom used to be a nurse to, and she used to tell us lots of stories from her shifts, Thanks for the chance to win, look interesting and loving the cover 😀

  5. My mother-in-law, and sister-in-law are both nurses, my aunt and uncle are both nurses, and both my grandparents on my dad’s side were both nurses. I wanted to be a nurse at one point, until I realized I couldn’t do blood. LOL. But, I love nurses, and you guys need to get a lot more credit than you get. 🙂 Love the idea for this series, and can’t wait to read it!

  6. Joanne B

    Those were ten great things. It’s amazing the stereotypes that people have with nurses. Both books sound fantastic.

  7. Ann S.

    I absolutely adored this post. I liked the top ten and appreciate how much nurses go through to help us through a hospital stay. The books sound so good, I will be on Amazon in a minute, $2.99 is a steal for book one. Thanks for the heads up.

  8. Oh, I loved this post. I am a registered nurse (although I haven’t worked in the last year, lol), and this was a hoot. I had to comment about the full moon thing though–I worked in Labor and Delivery and I swear the full moon brought out the crazy, pregnant ladies. And in the labor and delivery area, I felt like I can more than my share of poop patrol ( and bloody pads, ugh). And thank God the white uniform is practically non-exsistant. It is so not practical in nursing with all the body fluids that we deal with.
    This series looks interesting and will add it to my list 🙂
    Great interview!

    • ha — one of my friends in L&D complained about being sent to lochia-land….and then she had to explain to me what that was because I’d completely forgotten. My hat is off to you!

  9. Rebe

    Nightshifted was fabulous, and I love the top 10 list here. I’ll have to remember it if I’m hospitalized!

  10. Alicia

    It’s always interesting to hear the realities of a career versus how it is portrayed. The thing about dating in the hospital reminds me of that Friends episode where Monica and Chandler decide to try to make a baby while Rachel is giving birth figuring that the hospital was going to be a very sanitary place to do it . . .

    Thanks for the interesting post and giveaway!

  11. Anne R

    Wow, this book/series sounds really good. I am a nurse, this top 10 list is very accurate and I had a good laugh reading it. I can’t wait to start reading this series, I just picked up book one.

  12. pc

    Loved the nursing myths! This series sounds like a wonderful read…I’ll check them out! Thanks for sharing!
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  13. Mary Preston

    In a former life, I nursed. I found these myths to be hilarious. I actually had the whole dress uniform thing, complete with a cap.

    I’m going to borrow the phrase “when push comes to defibrillate” if you don’t mind. Best I’ve heard in a while.

  14. Irene Jackson

    Enjoyed the post. This looks a good series , I shall go check out the first in the series I will have new additions to my want list.

  15. Nicole Nobles

    I have never read any of these:( so sorry…but at least I can remedy that:)
    Love the nurse’s myths…my best friend is a nurse so I hear the horror stories from her about being bit or worse. It is tough!!
    Thanks for the giveaway!

  16. Elizabeth H.

    Love the top ten nursing myths! This series sounds really good. I’m waiting for Nightshifted from the library! Can’t wait to read it! Thanks for the chance to win!!

  17. Kami Bryant

    This series looks really good. I would love to read it. Always seems to me like nurses do all the work while doctors get all the money and glory. I know when I was giving birth to my son the nurse was with me the whole time, 14 hours of labor, while the doctor showed up for the last 10 minutes just to catch the baby, or so it seemed like to me. I know he was only there for the last bit. Maybe he was there for an hour but she was there the whole time.

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